... You're in the wrong place !!

 How come the title bar is longer than the number of letters you can actually type in it ?

Anyhoo, this is just a short 'hello', and a reminder to everyone that visits to mind their heads on the way out - there's a low beam just over the exit.

I told my mum I had bought a theatre.
"Are you having me on ?" she asked.
I said, "Well, if you come to the auditions tomorrow, I'll see what I can do, but I'm not promising ..."